So.

How do you make two people mad at each other friends again?

Sharuru~ Teach us French. Do you know any English, too? I think I forgot everything. Boo this means we have to study when we get back, Hikaru. Maybe we should get a tutor, too?

[Voice // English]

Hello, everyone~ Because I don't know where Crispy-san is living, I can't go outside. I would like some common coffee or pasta. Hikaru and I have much fun with Sharuru, I want everyone to know~

[ooc | Posted this a few days ago, but some post conflict caused me to post this a little later! 8)]

Coming and going, coming and going~ It gets a little tiresome after a while. Can't people at least wait a bit longer before going?

He better bring us a present the next time he comes.

Ah, but even then, isn't just the sight of him enough? But I would like a photograph. Anything at this point.

What a bore.

Oi, Planet Poverty, you really don't know how to treat a lady when she first arrives, huh? You're not supposed to throw her out in the rain! See? The scientists are perverts.

Ah~ But we got a new bodyguard, too. And a cook and an errand boy and We're so grateful ♥

Time to see what this is all about.

It better work, Lelouch~

[You hear some rustling! Then a door opening and slamming shut]

[ooc | ALL COMMENT LOGS FOR THOSE WANTING TO GET WRAPPED IN BED SHEETS GO HERE! Let's have some fun, shall we~? See this for more details.]

So when can we get more stuff?

It's so admirable how commoners can live off of cheap-quality stuff- but it's too hard! Ah- but at least Haruhi is here to help us, now. I hope everyone gave Haruhi a warm welcome~

Hikaru, Hikaru- how about a battle tank?

( [Private // Hackable with skill] )

Tick tock tick tock~

You better be ready in a few days, Planet Poverty. We won't forgive you if you forget or mess up ♥

( [Private // Hackable with skill] )

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We need to throw a welcome party to all the new people and those who have returned ♥

Maybe it's something we could do all the time, too. Because it's so dreary and so poor, hmm? Nobody wants to stay at a place with no parties!

The scientists are slipping weird things into our water.

This proves it!

( [Private // Hackable with skill] )

[ooc | I love you anon 8(]

You. I'm taking you somewhere~ ♥

Planet Poverty is not the perfect place for a date, but it'll have to do~

And why are these things broken? You're not supposed to promote technology that shocks people. Wrong!

[ooc | Don't have to listen to him, Axel. He's just a weirdo 8|]

What kind of lame joke is this, Planet Poverty? It's not even Halloween yet! It's not even our birthday yet!

Nekozawa-senpai could do better than~ this~

Eh- is it- LAME!

You weren't supposed to leave before we could say Happy Birthday, idiot king.

Does anybody know how to bake a cake?

Stupid. It's all stupid, in the end.

Is that the sort of thing I should say? Now that we're at this point- should we really go back to that time?

Haruhi, Tamaki-senpai- we need you.

We want to go home already.

( Private // Hackable with skill )

We want a photo editing program. Someone make us one!


[ooc | Assuming that the Disco devices do not come equipped with Photoshop. I hope I am correct in assuming that...? o.o]

Can we come out now?~

That wasn't fair. Hikaru and I were separated. That just isn't nice. Youji and Natsuo, too. You can't just do that without asking. Boo.

Where's our syrup and our pasta?

Nobody is as good to us as you are, Japan-sama~

Ah, the first Host Club meeting was such a success. It's all thanks to you ladies and gentlemen~ Please come see us again. We'll make it worth~ your time~ ♥

[Light, dainty coughs. Uwah, someone's feeling so ill~]

H-Hikaru- save yourself. I- I don't think I can hold out much longer like this. Please-

[Whimper whimper]

I love you too much-

I need batteries~

Welcome, welcome, all newbies~ You're level 1, we're level 50, and we're all trying to defeat the final bosses that keep us here against our will!

Maybe if we had batteries, we could win a quest or something.


[ooc | Random post is very, very random. BUT THANK YOU TO WHOEVER BOUGHT ME PAID TIME! I'll try to be more active to make it worth your time!]

I hope you like~ the costumes~ Planet Poverty